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DEEP Thoughts .... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station... If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. How come you never hear about gruntled employees? I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem. If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? Do PG Tips employees take coffee breaks? What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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