Three preachers are a boat far from land. They decide they are going to confess their shortcomings.
One asks another, 'What is something that you have a problem with?'
The first one says, 'Well, I have a problem with alcohol. I like to take to the bottle sometimes.'
The second one says, 'Well, I have a problem with lust. I desire every woman I see.'
One of the others asks the third one, 'Well, what is something that you have a problem with?'
The third preacher replies, 'Gossip, and I can't wait to get back to shore!'