Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
Jane

Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Anita

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
Jane

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliot

Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
Margret

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
Jane

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Allison

Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah, "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.
Eddie

Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Dean

Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob

Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise Dear GOD,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
Darla