Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.

We child-proofed our home 3 years ago but they're still getting in!

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children when you wanted to.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.

You spend the first two years of their lives teaching children to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut up.

(From Jim, Wright, The Internet)