1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's fairy cake to make sure they're equal.
2. You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
3. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
4. You mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching.
5. You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.
6. You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes.
7. You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi's mother.
8. You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes."
9. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
10. You read that the average five-year-old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is "above average."